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The Top 12 Accurate State Mottos | HI: Where aloha means hello, goodbye, and don't overstay your visit FL: We put the "duh" in "Florida!" MS: Nation's Best Spellurs IA: Stop calling us "CornHub" OR: It's a DRY Damp NV: Alcohol, gambling and legal prostitution... what more does a human need? OK: Not really, but thanks for asking ID: I da ho! You da ho! We all hos! NM: About to be renamed "New AMERICA!" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! OH: Home of the tastiest dogs and cats UT: Leave Fun Behind DC: We can't even paint a fucking pool correctly

The Top 12 Accurate State Mottos | Selected from 75 submissions sent in by 28 contributors. Writer credits: HA: Where aloha means hello, goodbye, and don't overstay your visit (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) FL: We put the "duh" in "Florida!" (Kim Moser, New York, NY) MS: Nation's Best Spellurs (Mike Vance, Fayetteville, TX) IA: Stop calling us "CornHub" (Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ) OR: It's a DRY Damp (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL) NV: Alcohol, gambling and legal prostitution... what more does a human need? (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH | Mike Ranston, Scottsdale, AZ) OK: Not really, but thanks for asking (Mike Whitmire, Houston, TX) ID: I da ho! You da ho! We all hos! (Mike Ranston, Scottsdale, AZ) NM: About to be renamed "New AMERICA!" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! (Kim Moser, New York, NY) OH: Home of the tastiest dogs and cats (Mike Whitmire, Houston, TX) UT: Leave Fun Behind (Mike Vance, Fayetteville, TX) DC: We can't even paint a fucking pool correctly (Kim Moser, New York, NY)

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