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THE DAILY PROBE | News headlines for 10/10/25: Trump: Gaza ceasefire not official until both sides pinky swear Office of Management and Budget expands definition of "essential work" to include finger-pointing, blame assignment Iowa ICE detention center nicknamed "Corncentration Camp" Kennedy Center to honor Melania Trump for White House acting career Drunk uncle eager to make Thanksgiving “You're gonna need a bigger gravy boat” joke Tree skirted Department store staff exploits wormhole time travel to create Christmas display before Halloween Youth pastor transubstantiates Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill

Musing With Mitch, by Mitchell Kobriger | Lee Majors has never used a bidet, and therefore neither shall I. No one else ever sings the final "itsy-bitsy spider" lyric when he gets his guts squashed out. Or was that a little poetic license from my mischievous Uncle Bruce? I guess I prefer Frogger: Elementary School to Frogger: Retirement Community. But really, it's kind of a toss-up. A reader recently asked if I'm going to start watching hockey now that I’m trying to stop talking smack about Canada, to which I say, "Nyet, comrade!" Idea: How about a four-poster dog bed? Some of us love our furry little friends that much. For my money, no artist raps better than Scatman Crothers. Very unfortunate nickname, though. Those Sabrina transition videos would be more effective if they ended with the non-glam look. That way I'd be able to know what I will be waking up to the next morning. Why is it that every picture of Charlie Sheen makes him look like he’s high or drunk? Come on, paraparazzi, do better. I’ll never forget the first words I ever heard from my barber: “Have a seat, my friend. Your life is about to change.”

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