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The Top 10 Signs Summer Is Over | Late night comedians swap out Mets jokes for Jets jokes The Manosphere's annual "Requiem for Sundresses" event sells out in minutes College campuses totally blinged out by athletes with NIL money A veritable explosion of purples, reds, golds, and browns -- on the back of President Trump's hands Teachers start studying all the new ways the spell "Aiden" Frozen drinks giving way to room-temperature hard liquor for our day drinking Someone pumpkin spiced my f'ing ribs and hot wings! Ice cream trucks switch from "delightful" back to "suspicious" Beating all the other stores to the punch, Home Depot frantically puts out Valentine's Day cards and Easter candy Supreme Court sugar daddies return from luxurious all-expenses-paid nesting grounds

The Top 10 Signs Summer Is Over | Selected from 82 submissions sent in by 28 contributors. Writer credits: Late night comedians swap out Mets jokes for Jets jokes (Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ) The Manosphere's annual "Requiem for Sundresses" event sells out in minutes (Jeffrey Anbinder, Brooklyn, NY) College campuses totally blinged out by athletes with NIL money (Mike Whitmire, Houston, TX) A veritable explosion of purples, reds, golds, and browns -- on the back of President Trump's hands (Chris White, Olympia, WA) Teachers start studying all the new ways the spell "Aiden" (LeMel Williams, Oakland, CA) Frozen drinks giving way to room-temperature hard liquor for our day drinking (Brad Hamer, Austin, TX) Someone pumpkin spiced my f'ing ribs and hot wings! (Rex Meredith, Missouri City, TX) Ice cream trucks switch from "delightful" back to "suspicious" (LeMel Williams, Oakland, CA) Beating all the other stores to the punch, Home Depot frantically puts out Valentine's Day cards and Easter candy (Jeffrey Anbinder, Brooklyn, NY | Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA | LD Petterson, College Park, MD | Vic Vitek, Tamworth, NH) Supreme Court sugar daddies return from luxurious all-expenses-paid nesting grounds (David Kass, Brooklyn, NY)

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Signs Summer Is Over

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Oct 1, 2026

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