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The Top 16 Facebook Buttons We'd Like to See | This is satire, right? Seriously? Twelve pics of the kid from the same damn angle? Way to overcompensate for your inadequate manhood, Sport! This will be evidence in court someday. For a more erudite version of the same comment, see my timeline. We get it, you had a baby. Congrats on having sex with your spouse! Vaguereacting to your vaguebooking Is that your junk in that mirror in the background? I only Liked this because you'd notice if I didn't. Opinion discarded due to inadequate grasp of syntax, punctuation, and your/you're, its/it's, and lose/loose. I don't really care. I just clicked because you're wearing a bikini. Wa're all anxiously waiting for your MLM pyramid to collapse. You posted this same meme yesterday, dumbass. Now show the non-Photoshopped version. Sydney Sweeney isn't actually reading this, bro. You are far too old to be posting that picture, Grandperv.

The Top 16 Facebook Buttons We'd Like to See | Selected from 97 submissions sent in by 34 contributors. Writer credits: This is satire, right? (Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA) Seriously? Twelve pics of the kid from the same damn angle? (Chris White, Olympia, WA) Way to overcompensate for your inadequate manhood, Sport! (Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL) This will be evidence in court someday. (LeMel Williams, Oakland, CA) For a more erudite version of the same comment, see my timeline. (Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN) We get it, you had a baby. Congrats on having sex with your spouse! (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) Vaguereacting to your vaguebooking (Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA) Is that your junk in that mirror in the background? (Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY) I only Liked this because you'd notice if I didn't. (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL) Opinion discarded due to inadequate grasp of syntax, punctuation, and your/you're, its/it's, and lose/loose. (Reid Kerr, Sugartit, KY) I don't really care. I just clicked because you're wearing a bikini. (Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY) Wa're all anxiously waiting for your MLM pyramid to collapse. (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) You posted this same meme yesterday, dumbass. (Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ) Now show the non-Photoshopped version. (Chuck Salerno, Merrimack, NH | Vic Vitek, Tamworth, NH) Sydney Sweeney isn't actually reading this, bro. (Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ | Mike Ranston, Scottsdale, AZ) You are far too old to be posting that picture, Grandperv. (Reid Kerr, Sugartit, KY)

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