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The Top 10 Haikus for 2025 and 2026 | Selected from 42 submissions from 19 contributors. | 2026! / Let's all think positive thoughts... / Venezuela?!? F%$k. (Chris White, Olympia, WA) Our hope is fleeting / Like the price of a fresh egg / Once within our reach. (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) Saying six-seven? / What's with that weird hand motion?/ Feeling Parton's breasts? (Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA) New gym memberships! / Resolution dust settles / Back to couch by Feb. (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) Stranger Things returned! / The cast is all much older / Eleven joined AARP! (Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL) One year of Donald / Like seven years of others. / We're aging like dogs! (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) Science is BORING / But the comeback player is... / the German measles! (Gene Dieden, The Woodlands, TX) I'm losing my farm / But Gulf of America! / And golden ballroom! (Richard Koppinger, Hamilton, NJ) Epstein didn't kill / Himself. Epstein didn't kill / Himself. No sirree. (Kim Moser, New York, NY) 2026: / Dems will likely take Congress / yet still kiss Trump's ass. (Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL)

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Chris White

Jan 7, 2026

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