Top5
  • Home
  • About
Sign in Subscribe
logo
Signs Your Driving School Instructor Is Nuts    |  Keeps stopping in the middle of your lesson to deliver pizzas.    Day One: "Basic Mooning Techniques" and "Reloading a 9mm at 90 mph."      Always divides class into "shirts" and "skins."      When he yells "England," you're supposed to start driving on the other side of the road.      Insists you turn off the headlights and "use the Force."         Selected from 106 submissions from 39 contributors. Credits: 5 - Troy Roberson, Birmingham, AL 4 - Jennifer Ritzinger, Seattle, WA 3 - Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC 2 - Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA 2 - Bill Muse, Seattle, WA 2 - Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA 1 - Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC
Paid Advertisement: Chase Sapphire Preferred Credit Card  |  Earn 60,000 bonus points! Click here now to apply: https://www.referyourchasecard.com/6j/I2H63B1KZF
Signs MTV Is Getting Old  |  "Remember the 80's?" no longer just a rhetorical question.      Newest show: "Oy! MTV Complains!"    New "MTV Unplugged" host Jack Kervorkian Jr. decides each week which aging rock star to remove from life support.      "Real World: Miami Beach" stars eight crotchety senior citizens sharing a condominium.      Signature MTV rocket no longer launches without 15 minutes of manual manipulation.         Selected from 102 submissions from 39 contributors. Credits:   5 - Fred Hesby, Portland, OR 4 - David Kass, Brooklyn, NY 3 - Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD 3 - Jesse Garon, San Francisco, CA 3 - Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA 3 - John Voigt, Chicago, IL 3 - Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA 2 - Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD 1 - Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL

Top5 for 1/24/24

Chris White

Chris White

Jan 24, 2024
"Top 10" List

← Previous
Next →
  • Sign up
Top5 © 2025. Powered by Ghost