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News: President Trump has appointed Jon Voight, Mel Gibson, and Sylvester Stallone to be his Ambassadors to Hollywood, saying they'll help usher in a new "Golden Age of Hollywood!" | The Top 10 Movie Remakes Suggested by President Trump's "Hollywood Ambassadors” The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: Three washed up actors fight over who gets which part in a remake of the spaghetti western classic. Gone With the Wind: Disaster thriller in which brave soldiers try to stop the transgender ecoterrorists who have erected giant windmills to kill all the birds and drive whales insane. Saving Private Ryan: An American battalion loses a new recruit in battle, but the Commander of the Armed Forces declines to save him because he doesn't like soldiers who get captured. They Live!: A Hollywood vagrant finds a mysterious pair of sunglasses that permit him to see through the Leftist propaganda that surrounds him. Weekend at Bernie's: Democratic Party leaders gather in Vermont to drink heavily. All The President's Men: Can a ragtag group of tech billionaires, including the owner of the Washington Post, work together to expose what was really on Hunter Biden's laptop? With Six You Get Eggroll: ICE implements a bonus plan to incentivize their agents with tasty Chinese food for every half-dozen undocumented residents rounded up. Iron Man: Tech billionaire Mark Zuckerberg invents a shiny metal suit that is impenetrable to emotions. Star Wars 2, The Empire Strikes Back: Beloved leader Darth Vader resumes power and vows to round up and deport all aliens from the galaxy. Back to the Future: Marty trades the Delorean for a Cybertruck—and blasts back to biblical times to help Jesus battle the dinosaurs.

The Top 10 Movie Remakes Suggested by President Trump's "Hollywood Ambassadors” | Selected from 51 submissions sent in by 21 contributors. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: Three washed up actors fight over who gets which part in a remake of the spaghetti western classic. (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) Gone With the Wind: Disaster thriller in which brave soldiers try to stop the transgender ecoterrorists who have erected giant windmills to kill all the birds and drive whales insane. (Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL) Saving Private Ryan: An American battalion loses a new recruit in battle, but the Commander of the Armed Forces declines to save him because he doesn't like soldiers who get captured. (Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL) They Live!: A Hollywood vagrant finds a mysterious pair of sunglasses that permit him to see through the Leftist propaganda that surrounds him. (Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA) Weekend at Bernie's: Democratic Party leaders gather in Vermont to drink heavily. (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL) All The President's Men: Can a ragtag group of tech billionaires, including the owner of the Washington Post, work together to expose what was really on Hunter Biden's laptop? (Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY) With Six You Get Eggroll: ICE implements a bonus plan to incentivize their agents with tasty Chinese food for every half-dozen undocumented residents rounded up. (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) Iron Man: Tech billionaire Mark Zuckerberg invents a shiny metal suit that is impenetrable to emotions. (Mike Whitmire, Houston, TX) Star Wars 2, The Empire Strikes Back: Beloved leader Darth Vader resumes power and vows to round up and deport all aliens from the galaxy. (Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT | Mike Ranston, Scottsdale, AZ) Back to the Future: Marty trades the Delorean for a Cybertruck—and blasts back to biblical times to help Jesus battle the dinosaurs. (Brad Osberg, Calgary, Alberta, Canada)

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