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The Top 15 Worst Sports Team Names Ever | Macon Bacons Albuquerque Perky Turkeys Altoona Fish Butte Plugs Topeka Boos Lansing Boils Seattle LearnYa Cleveland Steamers Hannibal Lecters Dallas Sharpshooters Boise Willby Boyz Orlando Blooms Hershey Squirts Beverly Hills Yappy Little Purse Dogs Norfolk Inways

The Top 15 Worst Sports Team Names Ever | Selected from 64 submissions sent in by 23 contributors. Writer credits: Macon Bacons (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) Albuquerque Perky Turkeys (Mike Whitmire, Houston, TX) Altoona Fish (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL) Butte Plugs (Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL) Topeka Boos (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) Lansing Boils (Chris White, Olympia, WA) Seattle LearnYa (Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL) Cleveland Steamers (Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL) Hannibal Lecters (Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC) Dallas Sharpshooters (Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA) Boise Willby Boyz (Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA) Orlando Blooms (Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA) Hershey Squirts (Jeffrey Anbinder, Brooklyn, NY) Beverly Hills Yappy Little Purse Dogs (Brad Hamer, Austin, TX) Norfolk Inways (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH)

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