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Dating Red Flags | He smells of old spice. Specifically, frankicense and myrrh. Tries to pay for the movie with InfoWars tokens. "Y'know, you'd be kinda pretty if you got some work done." He says he wants kids of his own "even if I have to kidnap them." Your "hall pass" is Margot Robbie; hers is your dad. You lean in for a kiss, and he plays "gotcher nose!" Asks you to buy one of his NFTs so he can cover the cost of dinner. He keeps asking you if you think his mother is hot. Keeps saying "less" when he means "fewer." Also, he's a serial killer. "Sure, I'm open to sex on the first date. Just not with you."

Dating Red Flags | Selected from 87 submissions sent in by 31 contributors. Credits: He smells of old spice. Specifically, frankicense and myrrh. (Kim Moser, New York, NY) Tries to pay for the movie with InfoWars tokens. (Chris White, Olympia, WA) "Y'know, you'd be kinda pretty if you got some work done." (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) (Tim H. Richweis, New Haven, CT) He says he wants kids of his own "even if I have to kidnap them." (Danny Gallgher, Dallas, TX) Your "hall pass" is Margot Robbie; hers is your dad. (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) You lean in for a kiss, and he plays "gotcher nose!" (Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN) Asks you to buy one of his NFTs so he can cover the cost of dinner. (Mike Ranston, Scottsdale, AZ) (Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY) He keeps asking you if you think his mother is hot. (Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA) Keeps saying "less" when he means "fewer." Also, he's a serial killer. (Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA) "Sure, I'm open to sex on the first date. Just not with you." (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA)

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