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Lines From Amish Romance Novels | The merest glance from his plain wife caused Mordechai's loins to swell with humility. Settling back in the warm, soft hay of the barn's loft, Esther watched Jacob reach into his trousers and withdraw the most forbidden item—his iPhone. "Pray tell, Seth, how does one's carriage horse run out of gas on a lonely country road?" "No finer structure has been raised in Lancaster county I dare say" cooed Esther, eyeing Eli's taut trousers. "Harder, faster, please!" she begged, as she knew at that rate he couldn't possibly churn enough butter for everyone. The air surrounding the passionate couple was like that substance in lightning, whatever that is. Esther cranked slowly lest her brothers be awakened by the clacking of her wooden vibrator's rough-hewn gears. As Mary watched Luke plow the field, she found herself wondering what else he might care to plow. After watching Sarah's firm yet gentle technique milking the cow, Yaphet had to admit he was udderly mesmerized. Rachel wondered to herself which suitor to choose: Jethro with the bountiful cows, or Micah with the cute little ass?

Lines From Amish Romance Novels | Selected from 79 submissions by 32 contributors. Credits... The merest glance from his plain wife caused Mordechai's loins to swell with humility. (Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA) Settling back in the warm, soft hay of the barn's loft, Esther watched Jacob reach into his trousers and withdraw the most forbidden item—his iPhone. (Brandon Eldridge, Marine, IL) (Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN) "Pray tell, Seth, how does one's carriage horse run out of gas on a lonely country road?" (Vic Vitek, Tamworth, NH) "No finer structure has been raised in Lancaster county I dare say" cooed Esther, eyeing Eli's taut trousers. (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) "Harder, faster, please!" she begged, as she knew at that rate he couldn't possibly churn enough butter for everyone. (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) The air surrounding the passionate couple was like that substance in lightning, whatever that is. (Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN) Esther cranked slowly lest her brothers be awakened by the clacking of her wooden vibrator's rough-hewn gears. (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) As Mary watched Luke plow the field, she found herself wondering what else he might care to plow. (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX) After watching Sarah's firm yet gentle technique milking the cow, Yaphet had to admit he was udderly mesmerized. (Dave Wesley, Sacramento, CA) (Carl Knorr, Schaumburg, IL) Rachel wondered to herself which suitor to choose: Jethro with the bountiful cows, or Micah with the cute little ass? (Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL)

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