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Fits in your pants!
October 30, 2001


The Top 13 Wonder Products of the Future


    1. FredCo Natural Childbirth Dilator

    2. WanderBra -- Now it's a bra, now it's a hat, now it's crotchless panties!

    3. Robotic, interactive throw rugs

    4. Super-Instant Messaging -- Email that's sent before it's even composed.

    5. "Internet Fraud for Dummies!" -- Now in its 15th edition.

    6. The Palm Stewardess -- Hmmm, uuuuuh, well what do *you* think it's for?

    7. Artificial Plastic

    8. Preparation EIEIO -- Now just for sheep.

    9. RonCo Post-Armageddon Food Locator

    10. Automated Fries-With-That Verbalizer

    11. Delicious Light Beer

    12. Bi Charmin -- The toilet tissue that comes off the roll from *both* directions.

      and the Number 1 Wonder Product of the Future...

    13. Pornderwear -- Modem-equipped briefs allow you to download smut directly to your genitalia.

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Selected from 106 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Rachel Blubaugh, Lewisville, TX -- 1 (10th #1) Email / Website
  • Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- 2 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Fred Hesby, Portland, OR -- 2 Email / Website
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 3 Email / Website
  • Andrew Thomas, Omaha, NE -- 4
  • Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 5
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Patrick Major, Dallas, OR -- 7 Email
  • Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 8 Email
  • John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 9 Email / Website
  • Pat Sajak, Los Angeles, CA -- 10 Website
  • Eric Lipton, Washington, DC -- 11
  • Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 12 Email
  • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 13 Hall of Famer
  • Ross Brown, Seattle, WA -- Topic Email
  • Craig Stacey, Romeoville, IL -- Banner Tag Email / Website
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- Runner Up list name Email
  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
  • Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- List moderator
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Steveland Morris, Saginaw, MI -- Ambience   (explanation)

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