October 22, 2001
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
The other day, I was thinking that maybe TopFive
doesn't do enough REALLY juvenile humor lists.
Then I sobered up and realized that we do plenty of them --
but that didn't stop us from doing yet another, as well
as throwing in an X-rated version for our ClubTop5 members!
A Colorado man recently found what was originally
thought to be a penis in a bottle of fruit juice.
I understand that it turned out to be some sort of
mold shaped like a danglything, but still... ewwwww.
The Top 15 Names for Drinks Containing Genitalia
- Man-root Beer
- Grape KneeLength
- Orange Bush
- Royal Crotch Cola
- Red Balls
- Ginger's Tail
- Dr. Pecker
- Knee-Hi Cream Soda
- Yoo-Hoo, Sailor!
- Poke-a Cola
- Mount 'n' Do Me
- Mandarin Schlong Explosion Snapple
and the Number 1 Name for Drinks Containing Genitalia...
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runner up submissions for this list.
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Selected from 178 submissions from 55 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 1, 8 (8th #1) Email
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 2 Website
- Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA -- 3, 4 Email
- Bob Van Voris, New York, NY -- 3, 6
- Chris Irby, Dallas, TX -- 3, 9
- Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 3, 9
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ -- 4, 11
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 4, Banner Tag Hall of Famer
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 4 Email / Hall of Famer
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX -- 7 Email
- Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 8, 14, 15
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 9, 14 Email
- Ashley Deckard, Houston, TX -- 9
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 10 Email / Hall of Famer
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 10 Email
- Lisa Lavoie, Warwick, RI -- 10 Email
- Craig Stacey, Romeoville, IL -- 12 Email / Website
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 13, RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 13 Email
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 14 Email / Website
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 15, Runner Up list name Email / Website
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 15 Email
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 15 Email / Hall of Famer
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 15
- Reid Kerr, Carthage, TX -- 15 Email / Website
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- Topic Email / Hall of Famer
- Bob Hasak, Pittsburgh, PA -- Topic
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- 10 CC, Manchester, England -- Ambience (explanation)