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We didn't invent lists... we made them listier.
October 15, 2001

The Top 15 Questions to Which
You Don't Want to Know the Answers

    1. "If that's not chocolate, then what is it?"

    2. "How contagious are you?"

    3. "Did I really just say his badge looks ridiculous?"

    4. "What, exactly, IS eating Gilbert Grape?"

    5. "How many more Star Trek series can they come up with?"

    6. "Why would you pay me money to eat that?"

    7. "What's keeping that beltless vagrant's pants up?"

    8. "To whom in the bar are those unkind words from the screaming biker directed?"

    9. "When you say 'about average,' exactly how many other men are you comparing me to?"

    10. "What would happen if Gary Condit and Katherine Harris had a child?"

    11. "In order to establish the legality of your entitlement, Miss Smith, can you please describe for the court exactly how you consummated your marriage to Mr. Marshall?"

    12. "What's inside this letter from the IRS?"

    13. "Honey, why are you so sick each morning?"

    14. "No, I've never heard of Amway. What is it?"

      and the Number 1 Question to Which You Don't Want to Know the Answer...

    15. "Oh, yeah?? Well, who's gonna MAKE me?!?"

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Selected from 118 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 1 (15th #1) Email / Website
  • Jennifer Ford, Fort Wayne, IN -- 2 Email / Website
  • Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 2 Email
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 3 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Jaime McCarley, Houston, TX -- 4 Email
  • Ashley Deckard, Houston, TX -- 5
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 6 Hall of Famer
  • Mark Schmidt, Paris, France -- 7 Email
  • Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 8, 9
  • Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA -- 10, 13 Email / Website
  • Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 11
  • Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 12
  • Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- 14 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Jim Key, Rowlett, TX -- 15
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Topic Email
  • Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- Banner Tag Email / Website
  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- Runner Up list name Email / Website
  • Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- HM list name Hall of Famer
  • Greg Preece, Toronto, Ontario -- List moderator
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • ? and the Mysterians, Flint, MI -- Ambience   (explanation)

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