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Prevents streaking!
October 3, 2001


The Top 15 Most Embarrassing Ways
to Get Yourself Arrested


    1. Test-driving the fixtures in Home Depot's bathroom department

    2. Violating Mississippi's "boner law," when in fact, all you did was shoplift a cucumber

    3. "I'm afraid you'll have to come with us, ma'am. On you, those bicycle shorts are a crime."

    4. Stealing copies of "Dianetics"

    5. Peeking in the windows at Ed Asner's house

    6. "So, how much extra if you're wearing the uniform, Baby?"

    7. Inconsequential Exposure

    8. Impersonating an officer -- of the Starship Enterprise

    9. The store was closing. They asked you several times to leave the appliance department. But, dammit, "The A Team" was on!

    10. "Raise your right hand. Do you solemnly -- whoa, I said your HAND!"

    11. Stalking David Hyde-Pierce.

    12. Your headline reads: "Naked Bandit Nabbed After Vacuum Store Mishap"

    13. "Sir, put the sheep down and nobody will get hurt."

    14. Taking your Vegas show's George Michael impersonation a little too far

      and the Number 1 Most Embarrassing Way to Get Yourself Arrested...

    15. Jay-and-Silent-Bob-walking

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Selected from 105 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 1 (15th #1)
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2, HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 3 Email
  • John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 4 Email / Website
  • Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 5
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 6 Email
  • Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 7 Email
  • Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- 8
  • Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 9
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 10 Hall of Famer
  • Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- 11, Topic
  • John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 12 Email
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 13, 14 Email / Website
  • Andy Ihnatko, Boston, MA -- 15
  • Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- Banner Tag Website
  • Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- Runner Up list name Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Danny Bonaduce, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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