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November 30, 2005


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Microsoft's long-awaited Xbox 360 is now
in stores -- if you can find one, that is.
Supposedly, this red-hot item is going
to change the world of gaming forever.


The Top 5 Features of the Microsoft Xbox 360


    1. In "All-Star Baseball 2006," you can flag down a Cracker Jack vendor who looks just like Rafael Palmeiro to score special "power peanuts."

    2. Special "Paris Hilton Port" that can be shared by many players -- just like the *real* Paris Hilton port!

    3. Live Update feature: Every time Angelina Jolie adopts a new child, a corresponding character is added to "Tomb Raider."

    4. Online interface to Bill Gates' gardening equipment allows you to eliminate the middle man and serve him directly.

      and the Number 1 Feature of the Microsoft Xbox 360...

    5. Actually lets you watch the last nail being driven in the coffin of American education.



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Selected from 95 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 1 (22nd #1) Hall of Famer
  • Gordon Sherman, Camp Slayer, Baghdad -- 2
  • Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA -- 3
  • Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- 4 Website
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 4, Banner Tag
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Buggles, London, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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