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Certified Humane
November 2, 2005


The Top 5 Signs a Supreme Court
Justice Nominee Isn't Qualified


    1. Is more interested in Freddy v. Jason than Roe v. Wade.

    2. His license plate says "BABYKLR."

    3. Paper trail proving he voted for the Fat Elvis stamp.

    4. Most frequently cited case? People v. Yo' Mama.

      and the Number 1 Sign a Supreme Court Justice Nominee Isn't Qualified...

    5. Cannot state the salient points of Ass v. Hole in the Ground.



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Selected from 116 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 1 (14th #1)
  • Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 2
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 4
  • Stephanie Shiner Thompson, Brainerd, MN -- 5
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- Topic Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Diana Ross, Detroit, MI -- Ambience   (explanation)

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