[an error occurred while processing this directive] [an error occurred while processing this directive]
No! Nobody friggin' said McDonalds!
March 17, 1998


The Top 5 Exercises That
Can Be Done in a Bar


    1. Male Ego Flatteners

    2. Five-Hour Sedentary Ass Press & Swivel Massage

    3. Forty-Yard Nachos-with-Jalapenos Restroom Dash -- "Feel the Burn!"

    4. StareMaster

      and the Number 1 Exercise That Can be Done in a Bar...

    5. The "Charles Barkley's in the Club!" Obstacle Course



Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire
16-item list, plus much MUCH more.

Join today!





Selected from 135 submissions from 53 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Don Swain, Pontiac, MI -- 1 (6th #1)
  • Jennifer Markes, West Hollywood, CA -- 1 (3rd #1)
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 2
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 3
  • John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 3
  • Jennifer Hart, Arlington, VA -- 4
  • Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI -- 4
  • Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 4
  • Barbara McMahon, Ann Arbor, MI -- 5
  • Mark Onda, Toronto, Canada -- Topic
  • Douglas Gauck, Columbia, MD -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/moderator
  • Tommy Castro, San Francisco, CA -- Ambience

[an error occurred while processing this directive] [an error occurred while processing this directive]