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Don't make us come get you!
March 6, 1998


The Top 5 Julia Child Euphemisms for Death


    1. promoted to subterranean truffle inspector

    2. just add maggots

    3. sampling the French onion soup with a salmonella spoon

    4. cooking for the Kennedys

      and the Number 1 Julia Child Euphemism for Death...

    5. slowly cooling to room temperature



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Selected from 173 submissions from 63 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 1, 4 (12th #1)
  • Peter Rogers, Boston, MA -- 1, 4 (1st #1!)
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 1 (10th #1)
  • Tim Blankenbaker, Washington, DC -- 2
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 3, Topic
  • John Gennity, Woodhaven, NY -- 5
  • LeMel Hebert-Williams, San Francisco, CA -- Banner Tag
  • Larry Baum, Hong Kong -- RU list name
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/moderator
  • The Grateful Dead, San Francisco, CA -- Ambience

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