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June 27, 2007


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The Top 14 Things Heard Backstage
at a Recent Paul McCartney Concert


  1. "I'm sorry, only venti pass holders are allowed backstage."

  2. "It's time for Sir Paul to go on stage, Doc."
    "Thanks. Okay everyone -- CLEAR!!"

  3. "It was just some crank caller offering to take part in a reunion tour. I hung up on him since I knew there wasn't anyone in Wings named 'Bingo' or 'Dingo' or whatever."

  4. "MEDIC!"

  5. "His doctors can't seem to identify it, so they're calling it a 'magical mystery sore.'"

  6. "There appears to be an octopus' garden growing from inside Paul's ears."

  7. "OK, boys, I just checked Paul's room. Matlock's starting closing arguments, so be ready to go on in five minutes."

  8. "If I understood the new lyrics correctly, you should probably rename it 'Silly *Loathe* Songs.'"

  9. "Y'know, if John were alive to see Paul's new album selling at Starbucks, he'd probably shoot *himself*."

  10. "Michael Jackson called and said he'll give you the library back if you'll pay off all those meddling kids' parents!"

  11. "Have Ringo bring the limo around."

  12. "When I said I wanted no caffeine and lots of foam, they handed me this CD."

  13. "What is the sound of one leg dancing?"

    and the Number 1 Thing Heard Backstage at a Recent Paul McCartney Concert...

  14. "Yoko, you grizzly old bitch! How *are* you, dear?"



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Selected from 82 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 1 (4th #1)
  • Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 2
  • John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 3
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 4
  • Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 5
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 6, Banner Tag
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 7, 9, 10 (Hat trick!) Hall of Famer
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 8 Hall of Famer
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 11 Hall of Famer
  • Bryan Wendeln, Raleigh, NC -- 12
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 13 Hall of Famer
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 14
  • Andy Grosser, Boston, MA -- List moderator, Topic
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Yo La Tengo, Hoboken, NJ -- Ambience   (explanation)

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