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TopFive.com
Don't make me turn this car around!
June 4, 2007


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

We've got a new *thing* we're trying this month.
The month of June is hereby designated as...

Little Fiver Month!

Each list this month will highlight one of our
Little Fiver lists and will be compiled in
a humor sweatshop by that list's moderator.

(For those not in the know, our Little Fivers are
"Top 10"-style lists we publish weekly on specific
subjects such as Food, Relationships, Travel and TV.
There are 24 of them, and they're all 100% free.)

Subscribe here and see the Little Fiver websites here.


So, first up we've got Top5 Sex, which
is moderated by none other than, um, me.


The Top 16 Rejected TV Shows About Sex
(R-rated version)


  1. The Pimpsons

  2. Friends -- With Benefits

  3. Genital Hospital

  4. Ugly Yet Mysteriously Popular Betty

  5. Jokers Gone Wild!

  6. 8 Simple Techniques for Pleasing My Teenage Daughter

  7. Deal or No Deal: Thailand

  8. Thank God You're Queer!

  9. Flipper Over

  10. Boston Barely Legal

  11. Teenage Mutant Nympho Turtles

  12. The Viagran

  13. I Dream of Weenie

  14. The Orifice

  15. Mayberry STD

    and the Number 1 Rejected TV Show About Sex...

  16. Sesame Streetwalker



Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
Runner Up and Honorable Mention items
for today's list, plus much MUCH more.

Join today!




Selected from 107 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 1 (22nd #1) Hall of Famer
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 2
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 3, 9
  • Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 3
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 3
  • Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 4
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 6
  • Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 7
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 8
  • Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 10, 14
  • Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 11
  • Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA -- 12
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 13
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 15
  • Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 15
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 16 Hall of Famer
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag, Topic
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Big Punisher, White Plains, NY -- Ambience   (explanation)

Top5 Bomb

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