Hey, it's not *just* a papercut!
June 22, 2007
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The Top 15 Productive Things to Do With
That Third Arm Growing Out of Your Back
- Finally be able to give your hemorrhoids the 24/7 attention they so richly deserve.
- Work up a truly impressive juggling routine.
- Really confuse the pilot when waving the aircraft into the gate.
- Pat yourself on the ass when coming off the green after making a great putt.
- Tickle the person behind you in the restroom line.
- While tenderly cradling the face of your loved one, you can scratch your ass.
- Hunker down safely in your foxhole and still lay out covering fire.
- Play London Bridges featuring a cars-only underpass.
- Thoroughly amaze the kids as you show them both hands and still pull a rabbit out of your ass.
- Give yourself "devil horns" during photographs.
- Finally have a use for all those single gloves left over when you lose one.
- Mary Kate gets just as much attention as Ashley during those Olsen Twin sandwiches.
- Cross your fingers during that "be your loving and faithful husband" part.
- When things get dull, give yourself a wedgie.
and the Number 1 Productive Thing to Do With That Third Arm Growing Out of Your Back...
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Selected from 130 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 1 (12th #1)
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Sue Prifogle Otte, Rushville, IN -- 4
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 5
- Michael Sheinbaum, Guilford, CT -- 6, 8 Website
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 6 Hall of Famer
- Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 6
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 7, 9
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 10 Website
- Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 11
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 12, 13
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 14
- Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- Banner Tag
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- List moderator, Topic Website / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Meat Puppets, Austin, TX -- Ambience (explanation)
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