quest for Hall of Fame status left a permanent mark (John is pictured here performing in his Vegas show, Flyin' High with Flock of Seagulls). Living on Mountain Dew and Slim Jims, he has dedicated himself to the craft of composing entries for the daily TopFive list. Unfortunately, the caffeine and grease have affected his mental state. He can often be found, wearing a white ski cap, wandering the streets of Chicago, muttering such things as "Runner Up, my ass."
Inducted in 1997