Allen Lindsey, seen here
with his first piano, is a professional composer,
musician and actor forced to moonlight as a paralegal to make ends meet.
In order to stave off his bitterness and disillusionment with the
so-called Cincinnati “arts community” and their total disregard of his
genius as well as their failure to shower him with money and promiscuous
sex in exchange for his gifts of love and music, Allen divides his free
time between his workshop, where he makes things with wood and assorted
power tools, and his bedroom where he made his son, Sam, with his wife and
a completely different kind of wood. Sometimes power tools are involved
there as well. Allen has been a contributor to Top5 and, on occasion, The
Daily Probe long enough for his employer’s IT department to have blocked
over 10 email access websites due to his non-work related Top5 activities
and he aspires to make it an even 20 as soon as he finds some that haven’t
yet been blacklisted.
Inducted in 2005