parents were always a little ambiguous about his
birth, pleading, "they were just part of the fun." Kevin still
considers his human friends to be the best carbon compounds money
can buy. Showing an aptitude for Cheese-like Product Quality
Assurance, he threw himself whole-heartedly into computers
(injuring himself in the process) where he still cons people into
believing he is Steve Jobs's younger brother. Although he has many
qualities, none of which can really be determined, his first love
of Hawaiian Shirts has him buying them faster than Michael
Jackson changes his nose. A charter member of the "Band of Five,"
his musical education was cultivated mostly by accident.
Inducted in 2002