is the 37-year-old mother of one, pictured above up
the Congaree River WITH a paddle, thank you very much. She
enjoys being a TopFive contributor, even though she can't help
noticing that her "honorable mentions" are often funnier than
the submissions that make the list. Still, Ann's TopFive
rejections come mercifully quicker than they do for her
unpublished novels, and with less return postage due.
Inducted in 2002