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TopFive.com
Made for the man in the woman in you.
May 21, 2008


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Viagra's latest ad campaign features a band
made up of dudes in their fifties, sitting
around playing "Viva Las Vegas" with substituted
lyrics praising the virtues of bonerceuticals.

We TopFivers have a few requests for the band...


The Top 20 Classic Rock Songs
on the Viagra Singers Set List
(R-Rated)


  1. Stairway to Humpin'

  2. Walk With an Erection

  3. New Dork, New Dork

  4. Pokey Pokey (That's What It's All About!)

  5. A Day in the Wife

  6. Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher and Now I Can Stay There

  7. Maggie's Pharm

  8. If You Can't Get No Satisfaction *NOW*, It's Your Own Damn Fault

  9. Iron Manhood

  10. All My Dong's a Watchtower

  11. Sweet Chubby O' Mine

  12. Instant Kama-Sutra

  13. Thank You (Falletinme Pit Chat Ent Agin)

  14. Nowwegettin' Wood

  15. Love Me TWENTY-Two Times

  16. It's Still Rock So Roll With Me

  17. Johnny B. Woode

  18. Ticket to Rod

  19. Theme From "Shaft Returns"

    and the Number 1 Classic Rock Song on the Viagra Singers Set List...

  20. The Erection of Edmund Fitzgerald



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Runner Up and Honorable Mention items
for today's list, plus much MUCH more.

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Selected from 89 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 1, 3 (89th #1) Hall of Famer
  • Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 1 (24th #1) Hall of Famer
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 2 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Randy Lee, Burke, VA -- 4
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 5
  • Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID -- 6
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 7 Hall of Famer
  • Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 7
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 8, Topic Website / Hall of Famer
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 9
  • Gordon Sherman, San Antonio, TX -- 10, 19
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 11 Hall of Famer
  • Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 12 Hall of Famer
  • Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA -- 13
  • Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 14
  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 15
  • Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 16
  • Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX -- 17
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 18
  • Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 20 Website
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 20 Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Bob Seger, Detroit, MI -- Ambience   (explanation)

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