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December 22, 1999


The Top 14 Items on the Gift Lists of Pets


    1. Hamster -- Sony Micro-Walkman and headband to wear while using the exercise wheel

    2. Dog -- "A sock! NO, a ball! NO, a ball in a sock! That would be so cool! Throw it! Throw it! Throw it!""

    3. Guinea Pig -- a Furby with exceedingly low standards, if you get my drift

    4. Sea Monkeys -- teeny tiny jet skis

    5. Cat -- Big Bird and a hibachi

    6. Hamster -- "Quick 'n' Easy Meals Using Your Own Offspring!" cookbook

    7. Dog -- The Amazing Incredibly Lifelike Inflatable Humpin' Leg

    8. Iguana -- No-Doz

    9. Rabbit -- a vasectomy for "Mr. Energizer" over there

    10. Dog -- "Anus", by Calvin Klein

    11. Goldfish -- a "Boycott Pepperidge Farms" T-shirt

    12. Gerbil -- a third birthday

    13. Dog -- All I want for Christmas is my two rear TESTICLES!

      and the Number 1 Items on the Gift Lists of a Pet...

    14. Cat -- "Chicken Soup for the Disdainful, Uncaring Soul""

Check out the Runners Up submissions for this list!




Selected from 129 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Mark Levine, Los Angeles, CA -- 1 (4th #1) Email
  • Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 2, 12 Email / Website
  • Greg Pettit, Houston, TX -- 3, 13 Email
  • Rob Wolf, Seattle, WA -- 4 Email
  • Jesse Weiss, St. Paul, MN -- 5
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 5, 11 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 6 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Laurie Northrup, Clinton, NY -- 7 Website
  • Mitch Berg, Saint Paul, MN -- 8 Email / Website
  • Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- 8 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Scott Sistek, Seattle, WA -- 8 Email
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 8 Hall of Famer
  • John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 9 Email / Website
  • John Gennity, Woodhaven, NY -- 10 Email
  • Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 13 Email
  • Jim Key, Garland, TX -- 14
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Honorable Mention list na Email / Website
  • Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- Topic
  • Wendy Zumpano, Gurnee, IL -- Banner tag
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Beach Boys, Torrance, CA -- Ambience     (explanation)

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