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December 16, 1999


The Top 14 Atheist Holiday Songs


    1. O Little Town of Birmingham

    2. I Don't Fear What You Fear

    3. Oh, Krispy Kreme

    4. Angels I Have Heard While High

    5. Grandma Got Run Over By a Train, Dear

    6. Oh Come *On*, All Ye Faithful!

    7. Silent Night. Total F**king Silence.

    8. Hark! The Victoria's Secret Angels Jiggle

    9. We Kiss You a Mahir Christmas

    10. Livin' La Vida Loca -- not that it has anything to do with atheism, but that Ricky Martin is HOT!

    11. Whose Kid is This?

    12. O Stoli Night

    13. Amway -- I'm a Manager

      and the Number 1 Atheist Holiday Song...

    14. Got Breasts, Ye Merry Gentlemen?

Check out the Runners Up submissions for this list!




Selected from 153 submissions from 57 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Jeffrey Anbinder, Ithaca, NY -- 1, 3, HM name (3rd #1) Email / Website
  • Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 2
  • M.J. Finan, Cleveland, OH -- 4 Email
  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 4 Email / Website
  • Rob Wolf, Seattle, WA -- 5 Email
  • Mark Levine, Los Angeles, CA -- 6, 9 Email
  • Ken Woo, Encinitas, CA -- 7 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 8 Email
  • Joe DiPietro, Brooklyn, NY -- 9 Email / Website
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 9 Email / Website
  • Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL -- 9
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 10, 12, Banner Tag Email
  • Tom Bestor, Oakland, CA -- 10 Email
  • John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 11 Email / Website
  • Beth Black, Misawa City, Japan -- 13 Email / Email
  • Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- Topic Email
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- Runner Up list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Billie Holiday, Baltimore, MD -- Ambience     (explanation)

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