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December 14, 1999


The Top 20 Slogans for Legalized Marijuana


    1. Got Buzz?

    2. Pot: When You Care Enough Not to Care At All

    3. A Day Without Pot is Like School

    4. Weed My Lips!

    5. Hey, America -- Let's Blow This joint!

    6. What's So Great About Short-Term Memory Anyway?

    7. Obey Your Jones

    8. Hemp: The world's practical solution to making, like, paper and rope and necklaces and stuff

    9. It's Not Just For Glaucoma Anymore!

    10. Help Eradicate Road Rage in Our Lifetime

    11. Official Sponsor of the NBA

    12. Because the waste is a terrible thing to mi... Dude! I totally f***ed that up!

    13. Cannabis: The PRE-Coital Smoke

    14. This is your brain.
      This is your brain on pot.
      This is your brain desperately searching for Doritos.

    15. When Was the Last Time You REALLY Looked at Your Hand?

    16. SMOKE POT! (Did We Just Say That Out Loud? Or Did We Just Think It?)

    17. Recommended by 5 Out of 5 Deadheads

    18. Just Doob It

    19. It's the all-the-time smokey, skunky, sticky, greeny, seedy, stemmy, doobie so-you-can-get-high medicine.

      and the Number 1 Slogan for Legalized Marijuana...

    20. Skull-Shaped Bong: $12.00
      Primo Maui-Grown Bud: $25.00
      Watching Teletubbies with Your Buddies: Priceless

Check out the Runners Up submissions for this list!




Selected from 136 submissions from 49 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA -- 1 (6th #1) Email
  • Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 2, 10
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 3 Email / Website
  • Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 4 Email
  • Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 5 Email
  • David Hyatt, New York, NY -- 6, 14 Email / Website
  • Ann Rosenfeld, Austin, TX -- 7
  • Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 8
  • Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 9
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 11 Hall of Famer
  • Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA -- 12
  • John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 13 Email / Website
  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 15, 19 Email / Website
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 16, RU name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 17 Email / Website
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 18, RU name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Jeff Johnson, Cupertino, CA -- 20 Email
  • Gloria Monti, New York, NY -- Banner Tag Email
  • Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX -- Honorable Mention list name Email
  • Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • ZZ Top, Houston, TX -- Ambience     (explanation)

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