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December 14, 1999
The Top 20 Slogans for Legalized Marijuana
- Got Buzz?
- Pot: When You Care Enough Not to Care At All
- A Day Without Pot is Like School
- Weed My Lips!
- Hey, America -- Let's Blow This joint!
- What's So Great About Short-Term Memory Anyway?
- Obey Your Jones
- Hemp: The world's practical solution to making, like, paper and rope and necklaces and stuff
- It's Not Just For Glaucoma Anymore!
- Help Eradicate Road Rage in Our Lifetime
- Official Sponsor of the NBA
- Because the waste is a terrible thing to mi... Dude! I totally f***ed that up!
- Cannabis: The PRE-Coital Smoke
- This is your brain.
This is your brain on pot.
This is your brain desperately searching for Doritos.
- When Was the Last Time You REALLY Looked at Your Hand?
- SMOKE POT! (Did We Just Say That Out Loud? Or Did We Just Think It?)
- Recommended by 5 Out of 5 Deadheads
- Just Doob It
- It's the all-the-time smokey, skunky, sticky, greeny, seedy, stemmy, doobie so-you-can-get-high medicine.
and the Number 1 Slogan for Legalized Marijuana...
- Skull-Shaped Bong: $12.00
Primo Maui-Grown Bud: $25.00
Watching Teletubbies with Your Buddies: Priceless
Check out the Runners Up submissions for this list!
Selected from 136 submissions from 49 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA -- 1 (6th #1) Email
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 2, 10
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 3 Email / Website
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 4 Email
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 5 Email
- David Hyatt, New York, NY -- 6, 14 Email / Website
- Ann Rosenfeld, Austin, TX -- 7
- Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 8
- Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 9
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 11 Hall of Famer
- Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA -- 12
- John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 13 Email / Website
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 15, 19 Email / Website
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 16, RU name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 17 Email / Website
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 18, RU name Email / Hall of Famer
- Jeff Johnson, Cupertino, CA -- 20 Email
- Gloria Monti, New York, NY -- Banner Tag Email
- Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX -- Honorable Mention list name Email
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- ZZ Top, Houston, TX -- Ambience (explanation)