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November 10, 1999

If you're not already familiar with the story of Mahir,
the Turkish studmuffin, you might want to click on his name below
and read the story behind the man, the myth -- Mahir!

The Top 12 Signs You're On a Date With Mahir

    1. He suggests you go back to his place for a nice game of strip ping-pong.

    2. He keeps telling you how beautiful you are... and you're Janet Reno.

    3. Everywhere you go, it's that same damn "Pink Panther" music.

    4. You: slinky black dress. Him: red patent leather Chicago Bulls T-shirt and Jams shorts.


    6. Passers-by are stricken blind in the overpowering glare of your date's sport coat.

    7. He has vowed to kill his rival for your affection -- Stavros, the Greek Gigolo.

    8. Dark, curly hairs on your can of Coke, and Justice Thomas is nowhere in sight.

    9. Every time the conversation lulls: "I hump you!!!!!!"

    10. It's not unheard of to be propositioned with the line "I like sex" -- but your date follows it up with a grinning, "I like not pay restiront bill!"

    11. Your bra straps keep getting caught on the damn accordion.

      and the Number 1 Sign You're On a Date With Mahir...

    12. The agenda: Travel to Kazikistan, have sex, go to an accordion concert, have sex, a brisk game of ping pong, have sex, take some foto-camera pix, have sex...

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