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New Crispy Taste

November 10, 1999


NOTE FROM CHRIS:
If you're not already familiar with the story of Mahir,
the Turkish studmuffin, you might want to click on his name below
and read the story behind the man, the myth -- Mahir!


The Top 12 Signs You're On a Date With Mahir


    1. He suggests you go back to his place for a nice game of strip ping-pong.

    2. He keeps telling you how beautiful you are... and you're Janet Reno.

    3. Everywhere you go, it's that same damn "Pink Panther" music.

    4. You: slinky black dress. Him: red patent leather Chicago Bulls T-shirt and Jams shorts.

    5. "WELCOME TO MY TGI FRIDAY'S FOR MEAL AND SEX!!!!!!! I KISS YOU!!!!!!!"

    6. Passers-by are stricken blind in the overpowering glare of your date's sport coat.

    7. He has vowed to kill his rival for your affection -- Stavros, the Greek Gigolo.

    8. Dark, curly hairs on your can of Coke, and Justice Thomas is nowhere in sight.

    9. Every time the conversation lulls: "I hump you!!!!!!"

    10. It's not unheard of to be propositioned with the line "I like sex" -- but your date follows it up with a grinning, "I like not pay restiront bill!"

    11. Your bra straps keep getting caught on the damn accordion.

      and the Number 1 Sign You're On a Date With Mahir...

    12. The agenda: Travel to Kazikistan, have sex, go to an accordion concert, have sex, a brisk game of ping pong, have sex, take some foto-camera pix, have sex...

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Selected from 78 submissions from 28 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Lisa Lavoie, Waltham, MA -- 1 (3rd #1) Email
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 2 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3, 10 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Kris Johnson, Burbank, CA -- 4, Runner Up list name Email / Website
  • Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 4
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 5
  • Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Chris Walker, Calimesa, CA -- 7 Email / Website
  • Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 8
  • John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 9 Email / Website
  • Rachel Blubaugh, Lewisville, TX -- 11 Email / Website
  • Eric Huret, Atlanta, GA -- 12 Website
  • Fred Binder, Birmingham, MA -- Topic
  • Wendy Zumpano, Gurnee, IL -- Banner tag
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Rod Stewart, London, England -- Ambience

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