New Crispy Taste
November 10, 1999
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
If you're not already familiar with the story of Mahir,
the Turkish studmuffin, you might want to click on his name below
and read the story behind the man, the myth -- Mahir!
The Top 12 Signs You're On a Date With Mahir
- He suggests you go back to his place for a nice game of strip ping-pong.
- He keeps telling you how beautiful you are... and you're Janet Reno.
- Everywhere you go, it's that same damn "Pink Panther" music.
- You: slinky black dress. Him: red patent leather Chicago Bulls T-shirt and Jams shorts.
- "WELCOME TO MY TGI FRIDAY'S FOR MEAL AND SEX!!!!!!! I KISS YOU!!!!!!!"
- Passers-by are stricken blind in the overpowering glare of your date's sport coat.
- He has vowed to kill his rival for your affection -- Stavros, the Greek Gigolo.
- Dark, curly hairs on your can of Coke, and Justice Thomas is nowhere in sight.
- Every time the conversation lulls: "I hump you!!!!!!"
- It's not unheard of to be propositioned with the line "I like sex" -- but your date follows it up with a grinning, "I like not pay restiront bill!"
- Your bra straps keep getting caught on the damn accordion.
and the Number 1 Sign You're On a Date With Mahir...
- The agenda: Travel to Kazikistan, have sex, go to an accordion concert, have sex, a brisk game of ping pong, have sex, take some foto-camera pix, have sex...
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Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Lisa Lavoie, Waltham, MA -- 1 (3rd #1) Email
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 2 Email / Hall of Famer
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3, 10 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Kris Johnson, Burbank, CA -- 4, Runner Up list name Email / Website
- Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 4
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 5
- Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
- Chris Walker, Calimesa, CA -- 7 Email / Website
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 8
- John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 9 Email / Website
- Rachel Blubaugh, Lewisville, TX -- 11 Email / Website
- Eric Huret, Atlanta, GA -- 12 Website
- Fred Binder, Birmingham, MA -- Topic
- Wendy Zumpano, Gurnee, IL -- Banner tag
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Rod Stewart, London, England -- Ambience