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December 15, 2000


The Top 17 Worst Celebrity-Endorsed Gift Ideas


    1. Troy Aikman Super Loud Drum Kit

    2. George Foreman's Big Book o' Baby Names

    3. Kathie Lee Gifford's My First Sewing Machine (for ages 3-6)

    4. Richard Simmons "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Edition G.I. Joe

    5. Old Sparky's Workshop (Prisoner and Governor Action Figures Sold Separately)

    6. Farrah Fawcett's Percodan Barbie

    7. Special Anna Nicole Smith Edition Depends ("All my men wear them or they wear nothing at all.")

    8. Jeff "the Chef" Dahmer's Seal-A-Meal/Easy Bake Oven Combo

    9. Lil' Katherine Harris Vanity Set

    10. Mike Tyson's Punch 'em, Munch 'em Robots

    11. Palm Pilot, special Pee Wee Herman edition

    12. Rae Carruth Home Pregnancy Test

    13. Jockey Boys' Briefs, Michael Jackson Signature Collection

    14. Yoko Ono's Shrieking Car Alarm System

    15. Bushed on Phonics

    16. Senator from New York Barbie

      and the Number 1 Worst Celebrity-Endorsed Gift Idea...

    17. The Jeff Foxworthy Lean, Mean, Roadkill-Grillin' Machine

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Selected from 144 submissions from 53 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Andy Ihnatko, Boston, MA -- 1 (3rd #1)
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 2
  • Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- 3 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Jim Key, Rowlett, TX -- 3
  • Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 3
  • Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Pat McCarley, Missouri City, TX -- 5, 12
  • Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- 6
  • Matt Siske, Dayton, OH -- 7
  • Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 8
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 9, Banner Tag Email
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 10, 11 Email
  • Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 10, Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
  • Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 10
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 13 Hall of Famer
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 14
  • Eric Lipton, Washington, DC -- 15
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 16 Email / Website
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 17
  • Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- Topic Website
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Hole, Seattle, WA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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