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Every time you pull my finger, an angel gets its wings.
December 10, 2001


The Top 16 Worst Toys This Holiday Season
(Part II)


    1. Chia-Beard (as seen in Kabul!)

    2. Fluffy the Robot Cat -- Sleeps all day, no batteries required!

    3. Operation: Stem Cell Retrieval Edition

    4. Big Box of Sharp Pointy Things That May Also Be Toxic

    5. Playskool's My First Prostate Exam

    6. Al Qaeda: The Board Game -- Turn family night into an all-out Jihad!

    7. Stinky -- Like a Slinky, but no telling WHERE it's been!

    8. Junior Bris-master 3000

    9. "Super Britney" and "Amazing Justin" Dolls -- with boomerang chastity belt and exploding blue marbles

    10. Tickle Me Jacko

    11. Burqa Barbie -- actually a recycled Evel Knievel doll in a purple Crown Royal bag

    12. Jenna Bush Junior Bartending Set

    13. Lil' Dumbass Backyard Pro-Wrestling Kit

    14. Easy-Baked Bong -- Acapulco Gold sold separately

    15. Microsoft XXXbox

      and the Number 1 Worst Toy This Holiday Season...

    16. Pee Monkeys: Watch them come alive when immersed in urine!

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Selected from 169 submissions from 61 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 1 (2nd #1)
  • Jeff Johnson, Cupertino, CA -- 2 Email
  • Rob Knapp, Charlotte, NC -- 2 Email / Website
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 3, 10 Email
  • Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 4, 12 Website
  • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 6 Email
  • Bryce Daigle, Cornwall, Canada -- 7
  • George T. MacMillan, Shillington, PA -- 8
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 9
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 10 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Kristie Black, Toronto, Canada -- 11
  • Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT -- 13
  • Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 14, RU list name Hall of Famer
  • Greg Pettit, Houston, TX -- 15 Email
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 16
  • Gerald Kimber White, Norton, MA -- Topic
  • Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- Banner Tag Email / Website
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Runner Up list name Email / Website
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- Runner Up list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- Honorable Mention list name
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Babes in Toyland, Minneapolis, MN -- Ambience   (explanation)

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