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In theaters December 20th
December 7, 2001


The Top 16 Worst Toys This Holiday Season
(Part I)


    1. Big Wheel Zamboni

    2. Rock 'em Sock 'em "Springer" Guests

    3. "Super Happy Fun Sticks" -- From the fine people at The Altria Group

    4. G.I. Joe and G.I. Dave Don't Ask, Don't Tell action figures

    5. Walt Disney's "101 Hurricane Names" Video

    6. My First Meth Lab

    7. Lil' Scientist Home Anthrax Lab

    8. Hasbro Bucket o' Broken Glass

    9. Wal-Mart Barbie, complete with tube top, NASCAR back tattoo, and sixth toe

    10. Larry King's Plastic Ass-Kissin' Lips

    11. MacGyver Action Hero Kit -- 3 paperclips, a bent spoon and some toenail clippings

    12. Plant 'n' Watch Grass

    13. John Ashcroft Junior G-Man Kit -- with Constitution shredder!

    14. The Package That's Exactly the Same Size and Weight as an X-Box But Turns Out to Contain a Pair of Sensible Brown Slacks

    15. Rubik's Pube

      and the Number 1 Worst Toy This Holiday Season...

    16. "My First Time" Britney Spears Life-Size Anatomically Correct Action Figure

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Selected from 169 submissions from 61 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 1 (18th #1) Email
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 2 Email
  • Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Ontario, Canada -- 2
  • Andy Ihnatko, Boston, MA -- 3, 8
  • Dave Goudsward, Boynton Beach, FL -- 4 Email
  • Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 5
  • Bryce Daigle, Cornwall, Ontario, Canada -- 6, 14
  • Chris Urich, Herkimer, NY -- 7
  • Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 9
  • Beth Black, Misawa City, Japan -- 10 Email / Website
  • Pat McCarley, Missouri City, TX -- 10
  • John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 11
  • Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY -- 11 Website (Rookie!)
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 12 Email
  • Kristie Black, Toronto, Ontario, Canada -- 13
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 15, HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA -- 16 Email
  • Gerald Kimber White, Norton, MA -- Topic
  • Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- Banner Tag
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Aerosmith, Boston, MA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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