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Made possible by a grant from Enron Corporation
December 5, 2001


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Today marks the 100th anniversary of the birth
of Walt Disney, founder of the Disney empire.


The Top 15 Ways to Celebrate Walt Disney's 100th Birthday


    1. Stand in lines at Disneyland until *you* turn 100.

    2. Annoy the Magic Mirror by asking "Do these pants make my butt look big?"

    3. Divert a few of those cruise missiles from Afghanistan over to "It's a Small World."

    4. Commemorative jump-from-cake/lap dance by Minnie Mouse.

    5. Give your girlfriend a ride on the ol' Matterhorn... but be sure to make her wait in line for 45 minutes first.

    6. Go to Times Square to watch Walt's frozen head drop at midnight.

    7. Put "Bedknobs & Broomsticks" in the VCR, turn sound down, crank up Dark Side of the Moon.

    8. Same as every day: Go to your favorite bar dressed as the eighth dwarf, "Horny."

    9. Just for grins, add Walt's decomposed corpse to the Haunted Mansion ride.

    10. Finally release forgotten masterpiece "101 Angry Rottweilers."

    11. Find an innocent child whose youthful imagination is undimmed by adult concerns, turn him upside down and shake all the change out of his pockets.

    12. Thrash those pasty-faced Pixar pantywaists in annual tequila slammer competition.

    13. Have a "Donald Day" and wear a sailor shirt with no pants.

    14. "Lovely party, and that ice sculpture looks EXACTLY like Walt -- OH, MY GOD!!!"

      and the Number 1 Way to Celebrate Walt Disney's 100th Birthday...

    15. Make your underpants the Happiest Place on Earth by dressing up the little Grand Marshall and having your own Pants Parade.

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Selected from 137 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Craig Stacey, Romeoville, IL -- 1 (12th #1) Email / Website
  • Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- 1 (6th #1)
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 2, Runner Up list name Email / Website
  • Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 3, 8
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 3 Email
  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 3 Email / Website
  • Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 4
  • Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 5
  • Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA -- 6
  • Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 7 Email
  • Curtis Matthews, Kennesaw, GA -- 9 Email
  • Chris Urich, Herkimer, NY -- 10
  • Andy Ihnatko, Boston, MA -- 11
  • Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT -- 12
  • Sue Lin Chong, Washington, DC -- 12 (Rookie!)
  • Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 13 (Rookie!)
  • Greg Preece, Toronto, Ontario, Canada -- 14
  • Pat Sajak, Los Angeles, CA -- 15 Website
  • Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- Topic Email / Website
  • Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- Banner Tag
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Ani DiFranco, Buffalo, NY -- Ambience   (explanation)

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