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Presenting the new film from Jean-Luc Godard...
December 4, 2001


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

After Phillip Morris announced plans to change its
name to The Altria Group, we wondered whether other
big companies might be planning something similar.


The Top 15 New Names for Large Corporations


    1. McDonald's -- The Cholestria Group

    2. Nike -- The Intergalactic Coalition for the Elimination of Disposable Income

    3. AOL Time Warner -- Stupid & I'm With Stupid, Inc.

    4. J.C. Penney -- J.C. Crummy

    5. Topfive.com -- SnowballsChanceOfProfit.com

    6. Boeing -- Kerr-Splatt Industries

    7. Calvin Klein -- Sexwithteens, Inc.

    8. Microsoft -- The Monopolia Group

    9. Firestone -- Rollovia

    10. Ford Motor -- Lemonco

    11. Hewlett Packard -- Screwit, Packard, Letscashout

    12. Pfizer -- Dixie-Reckt, Inc.

    13. Enron -- Invisicorp

    14. Amazon.com -- Red, Inc.

      and the Number 1 New Name for a Large Corporation...

    15. Johnson & Johnson -- Peter & Schlong

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Selected from 110 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Beth Black, Misawa City, Japan -- 1 (3rd #1) Email / Website
  • Greg Preece, Toronto, Ontario, Canada -- 2 (Rookie!)
  • Joe DiPietro, Brooklyn, NY -- 3 Email / Website
  • Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- 4 Email
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 5 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 6 Email / Website
  • Pat Sajak, Los Angeles, CA -- 7 Website
  • Andrea Crain, Madison, WI -- 8 Website
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 9
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 10, 12, HM name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Larry Baum, Hong Kong -- 10 Email
  • John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 11 Email / Website
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 12, Banner Tag Email
  • Chris Urich, Herkimer, NY -- 13 (Rookie!)
  • Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT -- 14
  • Craig Stacey, Romeoville, IL -- 15 Email / Website
  • Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- Topic
  • Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- Runner Up list name Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Phish, Burlington, VT -- Ambience   (explanation)

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