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Now with 105-second anti-shock system.
December 3, 2001


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Today's list was compiled from suggestions sent
in by our lovely and talented ClubTop5 subscribers.


The Top 18 Amish Horror Movies


    1. Barnraiser

    2. I Know What You Did With the Summer Sausage

    3. Mennonite's Mare by an Elm Tree

    4. Natural Barn Killers

    5. Rosemary's Buggy

    6. It Came from The Sharper Image

    7. The Devil Wore Plaid

    8. The Hand That Churns the Butter

    9. Look Out! The Pictures Move!!

    10. Riding in Cars with Anyone

    11. The Day the Outsiders Found the Generator

    12. The Shunning

    13. The Bare Wrist Project (Oops! That's an Amish *porn* movie.)

    14. The Pennsylvania Handsaw Massacre

    15. Planet of the Drapes

    16. Holler "M" for Murder

    17. Night of the Leavened Bread

      and the Number 1 Amish Horror Movie...

    18. Invasion of the Bonnet Snatchers

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Selected from 492 submissions from 257 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Justin Bartel, Tucson, AZ -- 1 (Woohoo!)
  • Mark M., Houston, TX -- 1 (Woohoo!)
  • Phil Lewis, Boston, MA -- 1 (Woohoo!)
  • Adam Chunn, Houston, TX -- 2, 18
  • Kevin Doerschug, Iowa City, IA -- 3
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 3
  • Stephen Roberts, Fredericksburg, VA -- 3
  • Justin A. DeSimone, Durham, NC -- 4, 9
  • Evan Steinhart, Chicago, IL -- 5, 7
  • Jack Scheer, Falls Church, VA -- 5, 16
  • Steve Aldrich, Rocklin, CA -- 5, 18
  • Pete Krawczyk, McHenry, IL -- 5, 18
  • Bo Najdrovsky, Plano, TX -- 5, 18
  • Tom Sullivan, Durham, NC -- 5, 18
  • Donna Stevens, Hillsborough, NC -- 5
  • Gretchen Stille, Brookfield, IL -- 5
  • Tim Hicks, Richardson, TX -- 5
  • Steiner Sellers, Sugar Hill, GA -- 5
  • Tim Adams, Huntsville, AL -- 5
  • Tom Elsesser, Wyandotte, MI -- 5
  • R. Quinn, whereabouts unknown -- 5
  • Nicole Hickey, Burlington, VT -- 5
  • Sean Johnson, Charlotte, NC -- 5
  • Steve Skaggs, Louisville, KY -- 5
  • Alex Milsmann,, Hamburg, Germany -- 5
  • Debbie Ringo, Costa Mesa, CA -- 5
  • Mark Brocklehurst, San Diego, CA -- 5
  • Mike Klauss, Richmond Heights, OH -- 5
  • John Lathem, Cleveland, OH -- 5
  • John Furniss, Dennison, OH -- 5
  • Deirdre A. Andrews, Boston, MA -- 5
  • Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 5
  • Don Preston, Livonia, MI -- 5
  • Bernard Donohue, Glendale, CA -- 5
  • Alan Bland, Boulder, CO -- 5
  • Andrew C. Bome, Mississauga, Canada -- 5
  • Bill Memberg, Cleveland, OH -- 5
  • BT Cesul, Ann Arbor, MI -- 5
  • Charles Pearson, San Jose, CA -- 5
  • Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD -- 6
  • Jon Spell, Orem, UT -- 7, 11
  • David Scarbrough, Houston, TX -- 7, 18
  • Neil Davidson, Mississauga, Canada -- 7, 18
  • Mike Rhone, San Jose, CA -- 7
  • Rob Graber, Minneapolis, MN -- 7
  • Rob Miles, Salem, VA -- 7
  • Juli Rockwell, Barnesville, OH -- 7
  • Kim Walker-Daniels, Madison, WI -- 7
  • Matt Pagano, Chicago, IL -- 7
  • Merrill Guice, Valdosta, GA -- 7
  • Mike Heckman, Ossian, IN -- 7
  • Keith Alexander, Sandy Hook, CT -- 7
  • Alexis Iglauer, Cologne, Germany -- 7
  • Bernie Nofel, San Diego, CA -- 7
  • Cathie Anderson, Naperville, IL -- 7
  • Caroline Brown, London, UK -- 7
  • Gary Pool, Jefferson City, MO -- 7
  • Jeff Crockett, Plano, TX -- 7
  • Darryl Levi, Newbury Park, CA -- 8
  • Frank Weisbly, Chatsworth, CA -- 9
  • Joshua Cypess, New York, NY -- 10, 12
  • Larry Colwell, Elk Grove Village, IL -- 10, 18
  • Robert Dukes, GA -- 11
  • Justin Cascio, Perth Amboy, NJ -- 13
  • Matt Dalton, Medford, MA -- 14, 18
  • Nick Schweitzer, Atlanta, GA -- 14
  • Mr. Fred, Cypress, TX -- 15
  • Dale Weese, Florissant, MO -- 16
  • Jeff Spradling, Issaquah, WA -- 16
  • J. Bricker, whereabouts unknown -- 17
  • Kevin Black, Misawa City, Japan -- 18, HM list name
  • Corran Musk, Aberdeen, Scotland -- 18
  • Tom Seidenstricker, Austin, TX -- 18
  • Warren Cheney, Angola NY -- 18
  • Tom Ostad, Altea, Spain -- 18
  • Tom Uecker, Dover, PA -- 18
  • Robin B. Shore, Everett, MA -- 18
  • Robin Smith, Potwin, KS -- 18
  • Jill Stasiak, Saginaw, MI -- 18
  • Matthew Bender, Reston, VA -- 18
  • Jill Rosenberg, Seattle, WA -- 18
  • Jon Siger, Cincinnati, OH -- 18
  • Kathy Thompson, Painesville, OH -- 18
  • The Lee Brothers, Chester, NY -- 18
  • Pete Mathern, Chatham, NJ -- 18
  • John Cohen, Ithaca, New York -- 18
  • Scott MacLeod, Livermore, CA -- 18
  • Eric Johnson, Toledo, OH -- 18
  • Pamela Rice Hahn, Celina, OH -- 18
  • David Burow, Troy, NY -- 18
  • Derek Seabury, Somerville, MA -- 18
  • Dawn Reeves, Douglasville, GA -- 18
  • Dave Barry, Bellevue, WA -- 18
  • Beth Toll, Phila, PA -- 18
  • Bob Roth, Fairfield, IA -- 18
  • Brandon Eldridge, Sikeston, MO -- 18
  • George N. Laster Jr., Sacramento, CA -- 18
  • Chip Ford, New York City, NY -- 18
  • Cliff Scarbrough, Demopolis, AL -- 18
  • Clifton J. Gray, Tucson, AZ -- 18
  • Adam Sperling, Kingston, IL -- 18
  • Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- Topic
  • John Mays, whereabouts unknown -- Banner Tag
  • Jeff Greene, Washington, DC -- Runner Up list name
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Black Sabbath, Birmingham, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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