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Cannot prevent all head and neck injuries

October 21, 1999


The Top 14 Worst Operas

    1. La Travolta

    2. The Pirates of My Pants

    3. The Oozing Dutchman

    4. Gallagher's Watermelon Lake

    5. Il Deliveranze (starring Ned Beatty as baritone in Act I, soprano in Act II)

    6. The Barbara of Mandrell

    7. Carmen II: Revenge of the Bull

    8. Deflated Mouse: Tragedy at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

    9. Cats II: The spaying

    10. Cartman

    11. Don Giuliani

    12. Gotterdammerongnumber

    13. How Othello Got His Groove Back

      and the Number 1 Worst Opera...

    14. Porky & B-b-b-b-bess

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Selected from 180 submissions from 62 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Sue Prifogle Otte, Rushville, IN -- 1 (5th #1) Email
  • Scott Sistek, Seattle, WA -- 2 Email
  • Mark Levine, Los Angeles, CA -- 3 Email
  • Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 4 Email
  • Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI -- 5, 14 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Laurie Northrup, Clinton, NY -- 5 Website
  • Martell Stroup, Boston, MA -- 6 Email
  • Ann Bartow, Dayton, OH -- 7
  • Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA -- 8 Email / Website (Rookie!)
  • Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 9 Email
  • Jeffrey Anbinder, Ithaca, NY -- 10 Email / Website
  • Brian Berry, Napoleon, OH -- 11 Email
  • Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- 12 Email
  • Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY -- 13 Email
  • Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 14 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- Topic Email
  • Joe Zumpano, Jr., Gurnee, IL -- Banner Tag
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- Runner Up list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Queen (Oh, c'mon -- it was a gimme!) -- Ambience

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