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NY refund 5

October 15, 1999

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Today's list was compiled exclusively from
submissions sent in by our ClubTop5 members.

The Top 15 Sports Euphemisms for Death


    1. Winning one for the Reaper

    2. Married to OJ

    3. He scores! He shoots! He OD's!

    4. Traded to the Angels

    5. Got some SkyBox tickets

    6. Showing St. Peter her sports bra

    7. Did... go... all... the... way!

    8. On the unable to breathe list

    9. Riding the perma-pine

    10. Tailgating with Jesus

    11. Taking a congratulatory phone call from President Taft

    12. Jockeying for position in the dirt derby

    13. Went to see the fat lady in concert

    14. Created an opening on shuffleboard court three

      and the Number 1 Sports Euphemism for Death...

    15. *Really* stuck her dismount

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Selected from 174 submissions from 90 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Candy Koogler, Fountain Valley, CA -- 1 (Woo-hoo!)
  • Derek Seabury, Somerville MA -- 2
  • Gary Syck, whereabouts unknown -- 3
  • Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 4
  • Andy Pierson, whereabouts unknown -- 5
  • Pamela Rice Hahn, St. Marys, OH -- 6
  • Beth Gaynor, Columbus, OH -- 6
  • Colin R. Heichman, Sterling, VA -- 7
  • Chris Spencer, Atlanta, GA -- 8
  • Lonnie Falk, Prospect, KY -- 9
  • Brian Nelson, Dallas, TX -- 9
  • Colin R. Heichman, Sterling, VA -- 9
  • David Worenklein, whereabouts unknown -- 10
  • Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI -- 11
  • Ilene Morgan, Rolla, MO -- 12
  • Robert Philhower, Yorktown, NY -- 12
  • Elizabeth Thompson, Atlanta, GA -- 13
  • Rob Graber, Minneapolis, MN -- 14
  • Frank Barletta, Forty Fort, PA -- 15
  • David Scott, Kansas City, MO -- Topic
  • Gloria Monti, Montauk, NY -- Banner tag
  • Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- Runner Up list name
  • Rick Snide, Columbus, OH -- Honorable Mention list name
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Paul Simon, New York, NY -- Ambience

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