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October 14, 1999

The Top 12 Changes in America
Under a Warren Beatty Presidency


    1. New postage stamp collection allows you to "lick the gals the President has licked."

    2. A car in every garage, if you get my drift.

    3. Commit a gun crime, sit through Ishtar - It's The Law!

    4. All Men have the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of hotties.

    5. FBI *finally* given the manpower to bring in Flattop and Prune-Face.

    6. Madeleine Albright out, Julie Christie in!

    7. This former actor, unlike Reagan, can speak and move without the Disney Animatronics team.

    8. Janet Reno forced to submit to a makeover.

    9. All future formal declarations of war to be hosted at Spago.

    10. He's running for a third term?

    11. *Everyone* gets blown by an intern!

      and the Number 1 Change in America Under a Warren Beatty Presidency...

    12. New Cabinet Position: Secretary of Nookie!

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Selected from 179 submissions from 64 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 1 (14th #1) Hall of Famer
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 2
  • Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA -- 3
  • Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 4 (Rookie!)
  • Ann Bartow, Dayton, OH -- 5
  • Patrick Major, Dallas, OR -- 6 Email
  • Jeff Rabinowitz, Denver, CO -- 7, Honorable Mention list name Email
  • Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 8 Email
  • Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA -- 9 Email
  • Jeffrey Anbinder, Ithaca, NY -- 10 Email / Website
  • Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 11 Email
  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 12 Hall of Famer
  • Felicia Watson, Colorado Springs, CO -- Topic Email
  • Chauncey Gardener, Washington, DC -- Banner Tag
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- Runner Up list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Kris Johnson, Burbank, CA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Carly Simon, New York, NY -- Ambience

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