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October 6, 1999

The Top 13 Rejected Action Hero Catch Phrases


    1. "Let's agree to disagree, punk."

    2. "I'll be back. As long as I'm going, do you want anything from the Bath and Body Shop?"

    3. "Use the big-ass gun, Luke!"

    4. "I'm about to give you one more reason to vote for universal health care!"

    5. "I know you are, punk, but what am I?"

    6. "You just messed with the wrong motivational speaker, my friend!"

    7. "A little song, a little dance, a little can of Whoop-Ass down your pants."

    8. "You're going to want to put some ice on that."

    9. "Yippie Ki Yay, Mother Superior!"

    10. "Where do you want to hurt today?"

    11. "Let's mambo with Mr. Pain!"

    12. "Do you feel like chicken tonight, punk?"

      and the Number 1 Rejected Action Hero Catch Phrase...

    13. "Justice? You're soaking in it!"

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Selected from 108 submissions from 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 1 (21st #1) Hall of Famer
  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 2 Email / Website
  • Peter Rogers, Boston, MA -- 3, 8
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Rob Wolf, Seattle, WA -- 5 Email
  • Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 6 Email
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 7 Email
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 9, HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA -- 9 Email
  • Christopher Troise, New York, NY -- 9 Email
  • Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 10 Email
  • Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 11 Email
  • Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 12
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 13 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- Topic Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX -- Banner Tag Email
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Runner Up list name Email
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The Kinks, London, England -- Ambience

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