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September 30, 1999

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
There's been an uproar recently over the Pokemon card fad --
trading cards for children, with the images of Pokemon
cartoon characters. It seems some parents think that
the cards foster a gambling habit in young children.


How can you tell if *your* kid is hooked? Take this simple test:

The Top 12 Signs Your Kid has
a Pokemon Card Gambling Problem


    1. Hocks the dog for a Pikachu and 2 Jigglypuffs.

    2. Last year's $1600 Beanie Baby collection is nowhere to be found.

    3. You find a My Little Pony head in his bed.

    4. She refers to the neighbor kids as "those dirty, Pikachu-hoarding bastards."

    5. Little Timothy now insists on being called "Montana Tim."

    6. Has taken to calling you "Daddylion" and "Mommozar."

    7. Claims her kneecaps were broken in a freak hopscotch accident.

    8. Christmas list includes Legos, in-line skates and $30,000 to pay back "Vinnie the Shark."

    9. From behind the garage, you hear: "Come on, Baby! Pikachu needs a new pair of shoes!"

    10. Pete Rose keeps calling to ask if little Johnny can come out and play.

    11. You receive a package from summer camp containing Billy's ear and a note asking for Charizard.

      and the Number 1 Sign Your Kid has a Pokemon Card Gambling Problem...

    12. She's been on the phone all morning, ranting and chain-smoking candy cigarettes.

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Selected from 92 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 1, 3, 10 (11th #1) (Hat Trick!) Email
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 2 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 3
  • Patrick Douglas Crispen, Univ of Alabama -- 3 Email / Website
  • Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 3
  • Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- 4, 7 Email
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Jeff Rabinowitz, Denver, CO -- 8 Email
  • Troy Roberson, Birmingham, AL -- 8 Email
  • Jon Litfin, Columbus, OH -- 9 Email
  • Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 10 Email / Website
  • Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 10 Email
  • Ann Bartow, Dayton, OH -- 11
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 11 Email
  • Rachel Blubaugh, Lewisville, TX -- 12 Email / Website
  • Andy Pierson, Huntingtown, MD -- Banner Tag
  • Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX -- Runner Up list name Email
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Honorable Mention list name Email
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The Rolling Stones, London, England -- Ambience

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