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Charlie don't surf!
September 26, 2001


The Top 14 Chapters in "NASCAR for Dummies"


    1. Chapter 1: How to Read

    2. Chapter 6: Dress for Success: Tube Tops and Skynyrd Tour Shirts

    3. Chapter 4: Advanced Technical Terms -- "Yeeeehaww!", "Whoooodoggie!", and "Golldurn!"

    4. Chapter 12: Why Drunk Chicks Flash the Drivers, and How to Nail Them

    5. Chapter 17: "I Watch for the Allegorical Portrayal of Post-Modern Tropism" and Other Things to Tell Fancy-Pants Urbanites

    6. Chapter 5: Saying "Dick Trickle" Without Snickering

    7. Appendix A: 20 Quick Prayers for Those Upside-Down Moments

    8. Chapter 2: The Finer Points of Hating Jeff Gordon

    9. Chapter 13: Where to Find Them Little Fake "Calvin" Kids Peeing On Stuff

    10. Chapter 8: I Tell You Whut!

    11. Chapter 9: Going the Distance: Peeing Into an Empty Big Gulp Cup at 200+ mph

    12. Chapter 15: Spit or Swallow? Learning to Chew Tobacco Through Sexual Metaphors

    13. Chapter 3: Hey, Isn't Dale a Girl's Name?

      and the Number 1 Chapter in "NASCAR for Dummies"...

    14. Chapter 7: The Mullet: The Haircut of the Gods is a Practical AND Fashionable Hairstyle for the Discerning Automotive Enthusiast

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Selected from 116 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 1 (20th #1) Email
  • Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 1 (13th #1)
  • Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA -- 2
  • Greg Pettit, Houston, TX -- 3, 12 Email
  • Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 4
  • Craig Stacey, Romeoville, IL -- 5 Email / Website
  • Jennifer Ford, Fort Wayne, IN -- 6 Email / Website
  • Rachel Blubaugh, Lewisville, TX -- 7 Email / Website
  • Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- 7
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 8 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 9
  • Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 10 Hall of Famer
  • Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 11 Email
  • Dan Johnson, Champlin, MN -- 13 Website
  • Bob Van Voris, New York, NY -- 14
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Topic Email / Website
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- Runner Up list name Email / Website
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- HM list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Racer X, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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