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September 24, 1999
The Top 13 Pick-Up Lines Used by Prince Harry
- "Hi there. I know eventual-King William."
- "If I said you had a beautiful body -- for a commoner, of course -- would you hold it against me?"
- "How'd you like to be hounded by paparazzi for the next six months?"
- "Wanna inbreed?"
- "Actually, that's my *inheritance* in my pocket AND I'm happy to see you."
- "See 'Jar Jar' over there? That's my dad."
- "Technically, you'll be knighted if I touch you with my 'royal sceptre.'"
- "Care to come to my castle for some Bangers and Mash?"
- "It's not a proper curtsy unless your skirt's over your head."
- "As a member in good standing of the Royal Hunt Club, it's been my lifelong ambition to chivvy a little fox like you."
- "Before this evening's over, I'd like to pronounce you 'Duchess of Fellatia'."
- "Guards! Off with her blouse!"
and the Number 1 Pick-Up Line Used by Prince Harry...
- "Waste my time with a pick-up line? Balderdash! Bark like a hound for me, peasant girl -- and like it!"
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- Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA -- 1 (9th #1) Email
- Gene Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 2, 5
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Errol Maturin, Boston, MA -- 4 Email
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
- Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI -- 7 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 7 Email / Hall of Famer
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 8, 11, RU & HM namesEmail / Website / Hall of Famer
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 9 Email / Hall of Famer
- Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 10 Email / Website
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 12 Email / Hall of Famer
- Andy Wagner, Milwaukee, WI -- 13
- Felicia Watson, Colorado Springs, CO -- Topic Email
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag Email
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- The Artist, Minneapolis, MN -- Ambience