...one year later, their jokes were found.
September 22, 1999
The Top 12 Demands of the Cartoon Characters Union
- Scripts with more hot XXX cartoon action in them!
- Wimpy "rubbed out" unless he pays back $880,900 in borrowed hamburger money.
- Protection against discrimination on the basis of elasticity, speech impediment, or the inability to run through tunnels painted on solid rock.
- At least one episode showing Wile E. Coyote's caring, sensitive side.
- All employees allowed to purchase options of ACME Co. and its subsidiaries before the initial public offering.
- [Head] severance pay
- Enough with the freakin' anvils already!!
- Popeye demands Olive Oyl is replaced by "more seaworthy" Lara Croft.
- Improved medical plan to cover "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs" dementia and IIAS (Impact-Induced Accordion Syndrome).
- One word: Pants
- Dismissal of all sexual harassment charges pending against Pepe LePew.
and the Number 1 Demand of the Cartoon Characters Union...
- No more keynote speeches by Porky Pig.
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Selected from 115 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Sue Prifogle Otte, Rushville, IN -- 1 (4th #1) Email
- Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 2, 8
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 2 Email / Hall of Famer
- Gene Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 2
- Martell Stroup, Boston, MA -- 3, 12 Email
- Jeffrey Anbinder, Ithaca, NY -- 3 Email / Website
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 4, RU list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 4 Email
- Jaime McCarley, Houston, TX -- 5 Email
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 6, 7 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 6
- Rachel Blubaugh, Lewisville, TX -- 6 Email / Website
- Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI -- 6 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
- Jennifer Ford, Fort Wayne, IN -- 6 Email / Website
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 6 Email
- Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 6 Email / Website
- Jon Litfin, Columbus, OH -- 6 Email
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 6 Email
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 6 Email / Website
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 6 Hall of Famer
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
- Peter Rogers, Boston, MA -- 9, Banner Tag, Topic
- Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- 10 Email / Hall of Famer
- Eric Huret, Atlanta, GA -- 11 Email / Website
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 11 Email / Hall of Famer
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Josie & the Pussycats, Hollywood, CA -- Ambience