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September 21, 1999

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Today's list is a Top5 Classic,
originally published on April 10, 1998.

The Top 16 Rejected Motel 6 Slogans


    1. We're working on that smell thing, too.

    2. Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.

    3. As seen on "COPS"

    4. If We'd Known You Were Staying All Night, We'd Have Changed the Sheets

    5. Not just for nooners anymore.

    6. We left off the 9, but you know it's there.

    7. You rented the room, now buy the video.

    8. Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for a hooker.

    9. We'll leave the Lysol for ya!

    10. Hey, we're not the Ritz, but just try banging your secretary there on *your* salary, pal!

    11. We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery *better*

    12. It's Hookerriffic!

    13. Official Lodging of the 1998 Florida Marlins

    14. Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheet art since 1962!

    15. Cheap and Easy -- Just Like Your Mother

      and the Number 1 Rejected Motel 6 Slogan...

    16. We put the "Ho" in "Motel"

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Selected from 152 submissions from 54 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 1, 6 (7th #1) Email / Website
  • Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL -- 2
  • Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA -- 3, 9 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Don Swain, Pontiac, MI -- 4 Email
  • Fred Hesby, Portland, OR -- 5 Email / Website
  • Christopher Troise, New York, NY -- 7 Email
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 8, RU list name Email / Website
  • Don Horton, Sacramento, CA -- 10
  • Gene Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 11
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 12 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 13 Email / Hall of Famer
  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 14 Hall of Famer
  • Josh Fruhlinger, Oakland, CA -- 15
  • Greg Pettit, Houston, TX -- 15 Email
  • Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA -- 16 Email
  • Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA -- Topic Email / Hall of Famer
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag Email
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Frank Zappa, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience

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