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TopFive.com
Melts in Your Mind, Not on Your Screen
September 21, 2001


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
A new beverage on sale in the Orkney islands
off northern Scotland is a "Stone Age" beer
flavored with animal dung. Historians have
recreated the recipe after uncovering what
they claim is a 5,000-year-old pub and brewery.


The Top 16 Marketing Slogans for Dung-Flavored Beer


    1. Preferred by Three out of Four Alcoholic Cocker Spaniels!

    2. Think of it as Hineyken

    3. It's *Still* Better Than Budweiser

    4. Do the Doo

    5. It's Scatologically Delicious!

    6. 150 Million Dung Beetles Can't Be Wrong!

    7. All Natural -- Made from 100% Recycled Foodstuffs

    8. Tonight, Let It Be Low-'n'-Brown

    9. Show Your Taste Buds Who's Boss!

    10. Tastes Like John Travolta's Acting

    11. The Taste of Zima, Without the Ridicule

    12. Hey, This Stuff Really DOES Taste Like Ass!

    13. This Turd's for You

    14. The Taste is Right Up Your Alley!

    15. It's Fecalriffic!!

      and the Number 1 Marketing Slogan for Dung-Flavored Beer...

    16. Get Dungfaced

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Selected from 132 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Joe Desiderio, New York, NY -- 1, 11 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 2 Email / Website
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 3, Runner Up list name Email / Website
  • Carla Brandon, San Diego, CA -- 4, 6 Email
  • Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 5
  • Craig Stacey, Romeoville, IL -- 7 Email / Website
  • Jim Key, Rowlett, TX -- 8
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 9
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 10 Email
  • Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 10 Email / Website
  • Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 11, Topic Email
  • Ross Brown, Seattle, WA -- 12 Email
  • Sue Prifogle Otte, Rushville, IN -- 13 Email
  • Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 14 Email / Website
  • Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 14
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 15 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Laurie Northrup, Syracuse, NY -- 16 Website
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag, HM list name Email
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Smash Mouth, San Jose, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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