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September 19, 2001


In another strange twist to the Chandra Levy
case, Georgia State Representative Dorothy
Pelote, who claims to have psychic abilities,
says that Ms. Levy has visited her from the dead.

The Top 13 Signs a Politician Has Psychic Powers

    1. Is able to spend your money before you've even earned it!

    2. Her new bill is co-sponsored by Thomas Jefferson and Sonny Bono.

    3. Sees a mysterious budget surplus that no one else can see.

    4. "Read my mind: no new taxes!"

    5. His red phone connects directly to Miss Cleo and Dionne Warwick.

    6. Despite the privileges of public office, he feels my pain.

    7. The table he's sitting at begins to rise, and there's not even an intern in the room.

    8. Starts demanding a recount in September.

    9. Forget spoons -- he can bend campaign finance laws!

    10. Able to finish a "conference" with his intern mere seconds before his wife gets home.

    11. Communicates with Strom Thurmond from beyond the grave.

    12. His balanced budget plan is based entirely on winning the next 39 lotteries.

      and the Number 1 Sign a Politician Has Psychic Powers...

    13. "Tipper! Tipper, wake up! Oh, it was awful! I had a nightmare that a giant butterfly was eating me!"

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Selected from 89 submissions from 33 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Mark Schmidt, Paris, France -- 1 (16th #1) Email
  • Fred Hesby, Portland, OR -- 2, 12 Email / Website
  • John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 3, 5
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 3 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- 4 Email
  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 6 Hall of Famer
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 7, 10 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- 8, 11
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 9 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 13
  • Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- Topic Email / Hall of Famer
  • Norman Meluch, Ann Arbor, MI -- Banner tag
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Thurston Moore, Coral Gables, FL -- Ambience   (explanation)

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