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September 14, 1999
The Top 15 Rejected Slogans Promoting Abstinence
- Abstinence: Give Yourself a Hand!
- I say zip it -- zip it good!
- Just because it's the most pleasurable sensation you'll ever feel in your lifetime doesn't mean you should rush right out and experience it.
- Hey, do you want Ken Starr all over your ass?!
- Wham, Bam, Thank You Hand!
- Just Say Whoa
- Join the celibate Top 5 Contributors!
- The Pope does it -- now *you* can, too!
- Abstinence: It's not just for quarrels anymore!
- Leave It Near Beaver
- Don't think of it as less sex -- think of it as more time to watch Babylon 5 reruns.
- You've come a long way, Baby -- for nothing!
- Abstinence: No f**kin' way!
- Spend a little time away from the orifice.
and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan Promoting Abstinence...
- "Hello, this is President Clinton with an important message for young people..."
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Selected from 153 submissions from 57 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 1, 14 (26th #1) Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Mark Levine, Los Angeles, CA -- 2 Email
- Ken Shinodo, Bend, OR -- 3
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 4 Email / Hall of Famer
- Jon Litfin, Columbus, OH -- 5 Email
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 6, 10 Email / Hall of Famer
- Paul Lara, Temple, TX -- 7 Email
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 8, 9 Email
- Sue Prifogle Otte, Rushville, IN -- 9 Email
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 10 Email
- Paul Paternoster, Los Altos, CA -- 11 Email / Hall of Famer
- Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- 12 Email / Hall of Famer
- Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI -- 13 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 15 Email
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- Topic
- Brian Auten, Tecumseh, MI -- Banner Tag Email / Website
- Kris Johnson, Burbank, CA -- Runner Up list name Email / Website
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- The Supremes, Detroit, MI -- Ambience