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September 7, 2001


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Today's topic gives me a chance to plug two of our
Little Fiver lists: Top5 Medicine and Top5 Healthy Living
Subscribe to any of our 28 weekly Little Fivers!


The makers of Viagra are facing a challenge to their
unrivaled status as the leading treatment for "erectile
dysfunction," as several other companies are preparing
to roll out competing products in the near future.


The Top 16 Names of Products Competing with Viagra


    1. Vigor Mortis

    2. Chubmeisterin

    3. Nice-a-Boni

    4. Firmicox

    5. Upsydaisium

    6. Newman's Own Peter Pill

    7. Mydixapokin

    8. PeneTrex

    9. Erectomycin

    10. I Can't Believe It's Not Flaccid!

    11. St. John's Pork

    12. Fuchinacea

    13. Jimmy Dean's Sausage Helper

    14. Nuprick

    15. Dr. Wong's Essence of Small, Harmless, Endangered Animal

      and the Number 1 Name of a Product Competing with Viagra...

    16. TrimFast

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Selected from 126 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Jaime McCarley, Houston, TX -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!) Email
  • Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 2
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 4
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5, HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 6 Hall of Famer
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 7
  • Mitch Berg, Saint Paul, MN -- 7 Email / Website
  • Bob Van Voris, New York, NY -- 8
  • Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- 9
  • Steven Wilber, Pomeroy, WA -- 10 Email
  • Greg Pettit, Houston, TX -- 11 Email
  • Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 12 Email / Website
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 13 Email
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 14, Banner Tag Email
  • Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 15 Email
  • Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL -- 16
  • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- Topic Hall of Famer
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The Beatles, Liverpool, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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