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September 3, 1999


The Top 14 New Marketing Slogans for Hell
(Part II)


    1. 99 percent Osmond-free!

    2. Welcome "Ye-Of-Little-Faith" Conventioneers!

    3. Get in line now for the O.J. Simpson autograph booth!

    4. You've come a wrong way, baby.

    5. Wimps Wear Wings.

    6. Your Blistered Ass: It's What's For Breakfast, For All Eternity.

    7. "...but it's a dry heat!"

    8. Playing now and forever in the Lucifer Lounge: Frank Sinatra!

    9. Free ice skating after Al Gore's election.

    10. Can 10,000 Nazi Stormtroopers Be Wrong?

    11. As seen on the UPN Network!

    12. Just did it.

    13. There: World-renowned goody two shoes Mother Teresa;
      Here: World-renowned porn star Busty McSleazy.
      Your choice, dude.

      and the Number 1 New Marketing Slogan for Hell...

    14. Butt. Fry. Er.

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Selected from 150 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- 1 (13th #1) Email / Website
  • David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 2 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Cathie Walker, Victoria, BC, Canada -- 3 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA -- 4 Email / Website
  • Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY -- 5 Email
  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 6 Email / Website
  • Joe DiPietro, Brooklyn, NY -- 7 Email / Website
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 8, Banner Tag Email
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 8, Honorable Mention list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Ann Bartow, Dayton, OH -- 8
  • John Gennity, Woodhaven, NY -- 8 Email
  • Lisa Lavoie, Waltham, MA -- 8 Email
  • Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 8 Email
  • Jeff Rabinowitz, Denver, CO -- 8 Email
  • Matt Siske, Dayton, OH -- 8
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 8 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Andy Wagner, Milwaukee, WI -- 8
  • Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 8 Email
  • Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA -- 9 Email / Website
  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 10 Hall of Famer
  • Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 11 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA -- 12 Email
  • Errol Maturin, Boston, MA -- 13 Email
  • Andrew Thomas, Omaha, NE -- 14
  • Gregory Swarthout, Murray, UT -- 14 Email
  • LeMel Hebert-Williams, San Francisco, CA -- Topic Hall of Famer
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- Runner Up list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The Voidoids, New York, NY -- Ambience

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